Excelente post que he leido para enviárselo a la novia, esposa, candidata, segundo frente… etc..
Copio una parte en inglés del original:
1. Geeks are useful, they can fix your desktop, laptop, … Those skills are very useful and can make your life run smooth.
2. They are romantic than they’re given credit for. Their idea of romance might be making up a web-page abut about you. But hey it lasts longer than flowers and you can show your friends.
3. They’ve got brains and they’re usually very well educated.
4. They’re relatively low-maintenance. So there will be no complicated dinners needed. And if you’re not the best cook, you can order a pizza.
5. You won’t have to worry about what he’s doing. You’ll probably find him at his computer.
Jajaja, les recomiendo leerlo 😛
Otro bueno es uno que leí hace tiempo y parecido está en …hmmm…- Los geeks prometen, está en español.
Lo bueno es que ya esta advertida para que no se ponga celosa y diga que le pone uno más atención a la pc que a ella.
Pues tiene puntos muy certeros y otros que ma o meno. Eso si, pienso que si se juntan dos geeks mas les vale que tengan ideologías similares porque no hay nada mas jodido que una discusión tecnológica entre geeks… especialmente si uno(a) es de Windows y el(la) otro(a) de linux o si uno(a) es de Redhat y el(la) otro(a) de Debian…
También depende del tipo de geek, porque está el geek abierto a tratar con personas con perfil “usuario” por lo que las conversaciones con la novia(o)/esposa(o)/conecton/segundo_frente serán mas amenas y luego está el geek que piensa que deberían examinar a la gente antes de darle un pedazo de tecnología, ese o termina emparejado con otra(o) geek o se queda vistiendo santos.
jajajajajajajajajajajjajajaja 😛 me siento un poco aludido por los puntos jajajajaja
#/bin/bash
find -iname mujer -print
chmod +r mujer
chmod +w mujer
chown geek:users mujer
cat mujer
nano mujer
ln -sf mujer motel
ls -lah mujer
mv mujer mujer-usada
rm mojjer-usada -drf
rm /var/www/htdocs/mujer-web -drf
rm motel -drf
exit 😛
jejejejejeje
Que geek!! jeje solo te falto ir comprobando en cada paso si el comando se ejecuto bien o si tenias que salir corriendo o hacer otro find:
if [ “$?” != “0” ] then
echo “Hora de salir corriendoooooooo”
exit 1
fi
es cierto pero a veces es mejor ni comprobar cuando se hacen ese tipo de procesos no vaya a ser que se desborden 😛 no creo que les aguante la memoria para tanto !! jajajajajajajajaja
jajaja vaya si este post no se tornó geek 😀
Lo bueno del codigo libre es que se puede modificar para hacer mejores programas
mv tu_dinero mujer_dinero | chmod +r mujer
mv tu_dinero mujer_dinero | chmod +w mujer
a ver como queda el programa
jeje
como vas a pensar que vamos a ser tan geeks 😛 pero ahora pongamosle un poco de proteccion a asunto
IPTABLES=”/usr/sbin/iptables”
/sbin/depmod -a
/sbin/modprobe mujer_conntrack
/sbin/modprobe mujer_tables
/sbin/modprobe oidos_filter
/sbin/modprobe cuerpo_mangle
/sbin/modprobe mas_haya_de_la_nat
/sbin/modprobe mi_webLOG
#——-iniciando relacion—————–
LAN_IP=”Yo”
LAN_IP_RANGE=”YO/YO.MISMO”
LAN_BCAST_ADRESS=”SOLO_YO”
LAN_IFACE=”eth1″
INET_IP=”MUJER_”
INET_IFACE=”eth0″
#——- cerremos puertos por default a los reclamos y lloriqueos———-
$IPTABLES -P INPUT DROP
$IPTABLES -P OUTPUT DROP
$IPTABLES -P FORWARD DROP
#——aceptemos unicamente lo quenos conviene —————————–
$IPTABLES -A INPUT -p ICMP -i $INET_IFACE -j sexo_packets
$IPTABLES -A INPUT -p TCP -i $INET_IFACE -j oralsex_packets
$IPTABLES -A INPUT -p UDP -i $INET_IFACE -j udp_money_packets
# —————————–fin del script——————————————————–
#liberado sobre la premisa de la GPL y FDGPL
con esto basta pa salir en caballo blanco de cualquier situacion 😛
TEN FAST RULES TO DATE MY DARLING DAUGHTER
RULE ONE
Your demeanor must always be loving and caring towards My Darling Daughter, your attire is optional, it only needs to be clean, neat, elegant and expensive.
RULE TWO
When calling on My Darling Daughter, DO NOT make a first appearance empty handed. Be prepared to spend; a man is not respected until he learns to pay for his pleasures, and you must demonstrate that, at all times. On that first date, I expect to receive a present indicative of your solid and solvent character, and worth the equivalent of at least a hundred gallons of Diesel fuel. That is a small token considering all of the nourishment My Darling daughter has consumed at my table, and all of the equipment I have provided for her, from diapers, to birth control supplies. And all for the pleasure and convenience of little pricks, the likes of you.
RULE THREE
This is the Mae West rule. “When you’re bad and touch My Darling Daughter, you better be good…very good” You must guarantee My Darling Daughter’s satisfaction. If you are a quick draw artist, I’ll be happy to provide you with her picture in a String-Bikini, for the necessary inspiration to polish your supersonic rocket.
RULE FOUR
Cleanliness is paramount for My Darling Daughter. Your pubis, balls and ass hole must be scrubbed clean and close shaven. Otherwise, her tongue brakes out in hives.
RULE FIVE
You must be extraordinarily cautious about intercourse, only non petroleum lubricants are acceptable. I don’t want you to bring My Darling Daughter back with a Ring of Fire around her precious little ass hole!
RULE SIX
Truly, I don’t want to know you, and I want to see very little of you. But, from My Darling Daughter, I want to hear how well you tickle her under the chin, what a big man you are, and how long you can stand before shooting the works.
RULE SEVEN
If you keep My Darling Daughter overnight, DO NOT bring her back hangover, drunk, drugged or dirty. I want her back showered, bright eyed, well fed and euphoric with more money in her purse than when she left.
RULE EIGHT
While on dates, on a timely schedule you will be responsible for all of her meals at white linen restaurants, and she must always be provided with prime quality wines to enhance her dinning experience and digestion.
RULE NINE
If you’re short of cash, tell My Darling Daughter and she’ll invite you to watch cartoons in the privacy of her bedroom. That will be just fine, but you must bring her an Italian Pizza and a decent bottle of French Champagne. And just to be polite, a bottle of the same for me plus a two ounce can of beluga caviar. You’ll make me extraordinarily happy when I hear My Darling Daughter squeal in ecstasy, but if I hear you grunt, you’ll have worn out your welcome, and I’ll charge you for admission.
RULE TEN
If My Darling Daughter extends the invitation overnight, you must rise very quietly early Sunday morning, go to the deli for the fresh cream cheese, lox, and bagels! When you get back, fix breakfast for the family. And, Please, don’t forger the papers, I read them all. Thank you…ever so much!
I’m terribly sorry, for I don’t have the time to translate these piece at the moment. I wrote it for a friend who was quite distraught by the thought that his sixteen year old daughter had become a woman and had discovered the company of older fellows who had jobs and drove fancy cars. If you care to translate it, or amend it, or play with it, be my guest. By the way, two years later, my friend had a mild heart attack during an argument with that daughter because she wanted to stay home forever.
Realmente bueno el artículo.. Ya se fue el mail a la chica 😉
Uno les pone igual atención a las 2
jajajajajaja ! advertida dice…